Sticky and Sweet

Gin and Swanic have entered Texas. Due to the unimaginable heat Gin has been hitting the Diet Coke hard. In a moment of thirst she asked Swanic to retrieve her drink of choice from behind her seat. Swanic reached back and grabbed the bag containing the beverage noting the large amount of condensation in the sac. As he brought the bag to the front seat he realized the moisture was not due to condensation but rather a faulty cap on the bottle which had leaked half the sweet nectar into the bag which was now dumping all over the travelers mobile cammand unit electronics and Swanic himself! Throwing the bag to the floor he surveyed the damage as Gin tried not to laugh. In trying to air out items that had been soaked Swanic splashed additional liquid all over himself which proved to be too much for Gin who now laughed openly at her co-pilots expense.
Our dynamic duo is now questioning whether or not to trade the Matrix in for a Ford F-250 with a praise jesus bumper sticker as this seems to be the preferred mode of transportation for this section of the country.
Swanic