After a brief interruption in communication capability Gin and Swanic are back online! Driving through west Texas is about as fun as expected. Soon after passing san Antonio the speed "limit" turned to 80 miles per hour! Gin slammed her foot on the accelerator and hasn't let up since. Stopping in Junction TX, Gin and Swanic bought lunch fixingz at the local "food basket" which boasted on it's outdoor marquee "73% lean beef". Gin has resorted to placing cheese sticks on a tortilla, smothering it in mustard and calling it a sandwich. Soon after returning to their new home (the open road) they heard a grinding and slapping sound coming from the right front wheel well! Bravely and without a thought of his own safety Swanic stuck his head out the window to investigate. He found that part of the mud flap had come loose and was now flopping about in the breeze. They pulled over and performed minor surgery on the Matrix using Swanic's newly acquired Swiss Army knife. Swanic also took this opportunity to relieve himself on the side of the road. As he did he noticed the shadows of vultures circling above! He hueredly finished his business and got back in the car. Now nothing lays between our heroes and El Paso but the blazing sun and 350 miles of asphalt.
Swanic
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