The Last Mile

Below is a transcript of what transpired over the last mile of Gin and Swanic's last mile of their journey from El Paso to LA:

Swanic: Okay we're going right off the exit here.

Gin: Right?

Swanic: Yes.

Gin: Right???

Swanic: Yes...Left....Sorry.

Gin: Oh my god you're killing me right now.

Swanic: Okay it's coming up really soon on our right.

Gin: Right?

April: Approaching left hand turn.

Swanic: Left.

Gin: Ug.

Swanic: Okay the turn is coming up really soon on our Left.

Gin: I'm just going to assume that it's at that light up there, sound good?

Swanic: Okay...Unless it's that turn there.(As they pass Camelina Ave)

Gin: NO, April would ding!

April: Ding

Swanic: I think she dang.

April: Recalculating route.

Gin: WHAT!?!?!?!? Jesus Swanic, PAY ATTENTION!

Swanic: I was!

Gin: NO you weren't, I am just going to go right here! (Getting into right turn lane at three lane stop light.)

April: Make Left hand turn now!

Gin: JESUS!(light turns green, Olivia begins to turn.)

April: Recalculation route!

Olivia: GRGRGRGRGRGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Right hand turn not her strong suit.)

Gin: I have to pee SO bad!!!!!!!

April: Approaching right hand turn....Ding.

Swanic: I'll call Industry....Hey, Industry, we're right around the corner and Gin's gotta pee real bad!

April: Right hand turn now. Ding.

Gin: Where is it, is it this one?

Swanic: I don't know just go...go!

April: Left hand turn now! Ding. You have arrived at Carmelina Avenue!