Ipon arriving in LA, Gin and Swanic made their way to the house of Industry. After hurried geetings and a dinner of Sushi (hosted by a waiter who clearly intended to steal Industry's newly acquired iPhone), the three headed out to experience the famous LA night life. At the first bar, a quaint little place named Renees, they experienced an unprecedented scene of patriotism. After Michael Phelps final race of the Olympics (you may have heard of it, he set some kind of record or something), the entire place broke into a chant of "USA! USA!" Looking at each other in horror, Swanic commented "I've never heard anything like this before" while Gin asked "Didn't they stop doing this in the 80's?" Fearing the crazed masses, they fled with Industry to another bar. Everything was going swimmingly until, moments after being told that they were welcome to stay, the three thirsty patrons were informed that they REALLY needed to evacuate the patio immediately, no procrastinating allowed. Sadened by the abrubt end to their evening, they headed home to bed.
The next day, Industry promised them a first rate LA experience.The first stop was the Disney Studios lot where Industry has his office. Using an impressive name drop, Industry got them through security and they headed inside to play Producer. After engaging in a variety of mature activities, such as twirling around in a desk chair and playing with the phone headset, they raided the office refrigerator. Upon seeing the options available, Industry growled "These fucking interns really need to do a better job." Life as Industry is by no means easy. Making their selections, they jumped back into the Audi and made their way to the beach for an afternoon of sun and sand-filled relaxation.
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
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How is CalIfornIa? How's life? I got the Richmond place, so I won;t be homeless! WOOO! Also, do you, by any chance, happen to have two hand held bike pumps, cause I can't find mine for the life of me. . .
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